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Monday, December 5, 2011

What the F?


My first thought when I heard there would have to be a major redistricting plan to accommodate the mini-baby-boom in Midtown was this:


Oh, fuck.


We’re going to have to let our BOE make a big decision, and as sure as the sun comes up in the East, they’re going to screw it up.


Our BOE: individually, they're about the least talented group you’ll come across, but cumulatively—that’s where they really work their magic. Because cumulatively, they can’t agree on how to turn on a light switch. Cumulatively, they make the Supercommittee (you know, the one that never had a chance of reaching a deal on the U.S. budget) look like a model of cooperation and compromise.


We didn’t need (or pay much attention to the thought of electing) a smart, talented BOE last election day because we had Bevvy Hall, and she looked to the world (and to Atlantans) like the real deal. By that same token, the BOE members we have today probably thought getting a slot on the BOE would be an easy gig; nothing much to do but stand back and bask in the shared glory of Bevvy’s accomplishments.


But then, of course, it all turned to shit, and our BOE panicked, blew the investigation into the cheating scandal, disintegrated into Board of Ed Fight Club, got into a lawsuit, nearly got tossed out of office by Gov. Deal, and now...here we are. A BOE you wouldn’t trust to grade a second-period spelling test (I’m not sure all of them can spell) and we have to let them make the biggest decision in Midtown in the last 15 years.


Again: oh, fuck.


But as you play out the various scenarios that are likely to occur (and all the scenarios I can imagine have the BOE making a series of stupid decisions, resulting in more catastrophic damage to our system and neighborhood), it is comforting to remember this one thing:


You can get a divorce.


You can secede from this union. (You have to be careful saying that around here, because if you’re not, pretty soon you’re ringed by tattooed young men in pickup trucks shouting some sort of rebel yell, but yes, you can secede).


You can tell APS to go eff itself. (See illustration. Now, work into a sentence).


You can start a charter school or start a movement to force-convert existing schools into charter schools.


Now, if you do that, APS is going to FREAK OUT.


They are going to pull out all the stops to block you.


They realize that if you win, it’s the beginning of a process that ends with them dead or irrelevant in a few years.


And like any bureaucracy, they’ll fight with all their might to avoid that.


But who is going to say to us (and our lawyers): no, you cannot have a great school in your own neighborhood. You must continue to use subpar schools wherever APS tells you to go, because the greater collective good is better served if you and your children suffer and are shortchanged.


I can’t believe that would really happen. Not in post-racial Obamamerica. But even if it does happen, we can appeal.


Remember the scene in Fried Green Tomatoes where the Kathy Bates character doesn't mind smashing up her own car because "I'm older, and I have better insurance."


Well, we're more affluent and we can afford better lawyers. We'll win in the end.


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